Intro: Bm Em        
                   Bm          
It’s deep underground
               
Past the bedrock
                - D -              
But don’t dig straight down
       - A -
You’ll regret that
             Em                                    
But now you feel brave, equipped with your spade
               
To roam in these caves
                Bm                    
Not looking for gold
                
This stuff’s purple
           - D -        
Or so I’ve been told
      - A -    
By some people
              Em        
I’ll find a few bricks
                 
When the two of these mix
                  
With a couple of clicks
- no chord -
I’ll be swinging my pick
 

Bm            - D -      
This is all the prep that I go through
- A -
Even if my tools are just make do
 
             Em
Moving to the Nether
          - D -           
I’m moving to the Nether
          - A -                
I’m moving tooooooo the Nether.
 
Bm           - D -               
Ten blocks is the magical total
- A -                       
Cause that’s enough to build up my portal
 
             Em
Moving to the Nether
          - D -           
I’m moving to the Nether
          - A -                
I’m moving tooooooo the Nether.

            Bm          
Welcome to hell
               
Weather’s great here
                - D -              
So pull up a chair
       - A -
Have a cold beer
             Em                                    
You can live by the sea, so happy you’ll be
               
With your cobblestone tree
                Bm                    
Oh! The neighbours aren’t bright
                
They’re delicious
           - D -        
We eat bacon all night
      - A -    
It’s nutricious
              Em        
Hear all of them squeal
                 
From the damage I deal
                  
There’s plenty to steal
Bm 
Hack and slash, golden nuggets? I’m rich!

 
Chorus:
Bm             - D -      
Who care’s if we’re giving up sunlight?
- A -
Glowstone’s all we need to keep things bright
 
             Em
Down here in the Nether
          - D -           
We love it in the Nether
          - A -                
You’ll love it iiiiiiiiin the Nether
 
Bm           - D -               
Don’t expect to see any creepers
- A -                       
That’s one of my favourite features
              Em
Down here in the Nether
          - D -           
We love it in the Nether
          - A -                
You’ll love it iiiiiiiiin the Nether
Bm        - D -                 - A -                                     
  You gotta learn, you have to fight
              Em                                                        
There’s mobs but it’s not night
Bm                     - D -     
  A wooden sword won’t do it
                       - A -           
They’re gonna blast right through it
                    Em                                  
You got a potion use it
 
Bm                - D -
  So watch your back
                   - A -
I won't warn you twice
             Em                   
Fight that Ghast, Ooh! Make you cry
Bm                    - D -     
  They shoot the ground around you
                       - A -           
Making holes to fall through
                    Em                                  
You know you’re probably going to

And there you go- In the lava again!
 
Chorus:
Bm             - D -      
Feels like hell the things I’ve just been through
- A -
Won’t believe a word when I tell you
 
             Em
Know what, screw the Nether
          - D -           
You know what? Screw the Nether
          - A -                
You know what, screeeeew the Nether.
 
Bm           - D -               
Can’t believe I lost my new gear too
- A -                       
Think I’d better come and rejoin you
 
             Em
Know what, screw the Nether
          - D -           
You know what? Screw the Nether
          - A -                
You know what, screeeeew the Nether.

(Repeating Bm D A Em for Lewis’ speaking part)
That's it, I'm sick of this place,
It sucks,
It's too hot,
It never rains,
I'm sweaty,
All my clothes are dirty,
and filthy,
and on fire.

I'm absolutely sick of this place,
Ahrm, I miss nature,
All the pigs, and the cows, and all that... sheep 'n stuff,
I didn't think I'd miss it, but I do!
Oh my god!

How sad...
I wish...
I wish I could just return to the normal world again.