G A D G A D

-Sips's Verse-

     A         D
It's Christmas Eve bro
          G
At Sipsco HQ
          D                   A
I'm all alone here, just like every year

         D
I pour myself a drink
          G   
A pint of mountain dew
           D                  G         A          D
I raise my glass up high, and toast our old friend Guy,

   A          D
Oh who's that bearded one
                 G
Outside, dressed like a bum
             D                     A
My God it's freezing, but he's not squealing

           D
He's got a plan I see
           G
To build a factory
              D                G     A      D     
Won't make it on his own, well I can change that...

-Sjin's Verse-

D A Bm G D G A D

           D            A           Bm           G
We'll have girls big as cars, and a pool full of cash
         D                                       A            
Here the fun never ends, throw your fears in the trash
         D              Bm              D       G
When the first block of dirt leaves the factory floor
           D                      A             D
They'll be crying and begging and screaming for more 

-Sips's Verse-

       D                             A     
We can do it! Hooray! Best dirt ever made
      D         G             A        D
In a rainbow of flavours from bacon to lime
    D                                    A
The best Christmas ever, shame about the weather
           D          G           A                 D
We'll hang tinsel and baubles and drink some mulled wine!

-Chorus- 

     G                       A                   D                  Bm
Pool boys from the interview chamber choir'll be singing Sips Co Hooray!
        D         G       A                 D A Bm G  D A D  D Bm D G  D A D
And the dirt will ship on out for Christmas day!

-Sips and Sjin's Verse- 

        D                                G
There's monsters about, and the power is out
    D                                   A
The roof isn't done and it's covered in grime
          D                                    G
There's a fire and a flood, and I'm covered in blood
       D            G              A         D      
Sipsco Christmas my arse, we won't finish on time!

-Chorus-

     G                       A                   D                  Bm
Pool boys from the interview chamber choir'll be singing Sips Co Hooray!
       D       G        A                 D A Bm G  D A  D Bm D G  D A D
But no dirt is shipping out on Christmas day!       


-Everyone's Verse-

    A         D
Hey guys, you need a hand?
             G
Well let's reform the band!
                D                     A
I'll build this factory, with new technology!
             D                          G
This dirt is super pure. One hundred percent (I'm sure)!
            D                  G      A           D
Come have a drink in here, the finest Sipsco dirt beer!

-Chorus-

     G                       A                   D                  Bm
Pool boys from the interview chamber choir'll be singing Sips Co Hooray!
        D        G        A                 D A Bm G  D A  D Bm D G  D A D
And the dirt was shipping out on Christmas day!