D
If you're only being nice
           G
'Cause you wanna lay the pipe
         D
You're a simp
         G
You're a simp, you're a simp
         D
When you pay for all the clothes
             G       
And then she says, "Thank you, bro"
         D
You're a simp
         G
You're a simp, you're a simp
         D
You're a simp, you're a simp
          G
No you've never been a pimp
         D
You're a simp
         G
You're a simp, you're a simp
       D
Got no game you's a lame
           G                          D
And that's why we ran a train on your bitch
         G
You're a simp, you're a simp


[Verse]
D
Ayy, but don't worry kid

There's no need to stress
 G
'Cause I know a way to make these hoes obsessed
D
You're trying too hard, this shit ain't complex
G
All you gotta do is just follow these steps:
D
Don't cry like a bitch when she leaves you on read
G
Just focus on getting some money instead
D
When you pull up on her and flexing some bread
G
And a matter of moments, her legs will be spread
D
Once you get some cash, then work on your drip
G
You can't pull no hoes in that basic ass fit
D
Just cop you some ice to put on your wrist
G
And take of those cargo shorts, they look like shit
D
While we're on the topic, your hair needs some help
 G
'Cause right now it looks like you cut it yourself
D
You better not pull up if you gotta bowl cut
 G
'Cause they gon' be laughing like, "What are you twelve?"
D
Just one more step and then you'll be done
G
This battle's over, your war is won
D
You'll soon be proud of what you've become
G
Just listen up for rule number one
D
If you're tryna smash don't beg and plead
G
She won't let you fuck if you're on your knees
D
Stand up strong, don't be so weak
G
It ain't even hard, repeat after me
D
No I won't do your homework
     G               
Just cause you hate math
                         D            Am              
And I'm not giving you a ride to your big date with Chad
          D                             G             
Don't put pussy up on a pedestal, cause that shit is lame
        D             
And for any guy that does, I've got one thing left to say


[Chorus]
         D
You're a simp, you're a simp
           G             
No, you've never been a pimp
         D
You're a simp
         G
You're a simp, you're a simp
       D
Got no game you's a lame
           G                          D
And that's why we ran a train on your bitch
         G
You're a simp, you're a simp


[Outro]
N.C.
Oh my goodness, doctor
N.C.
I never knew I could have so many bitches on my dick
N.C.
You're my hero
N.C.
I'm just doing my job, son