Oh, drink water
Drink water
Drink water, bitch
Oh, drink water
Drink water
Drink water, bitch
Oh, drink water
Drink water
Drink water, bitch
Oh, drink water
Drink water
Drink water, bitch

Brush your teeth every day, oh
Don't play too many games, oh
Only three hours a day, oh
Respect your parents, okay, oh
Love your mom, love your dad
Always say please and thank you, oh
If you say words like fuck and shit
I'll come to your house and spank you
Oh, don't say nigga, it's bad
Respect and love all races
Even Khajiit, even Argonians
Bitch, better wash your faces
Oh, bitch, don't sit close to your TV
Or I won't buy a Gucci belt
And you'll have to use your usual one
To hold your pants

Oh, drink water
Drink water
Drink water, bitch
Oh, drink water
Drink water
Drink water, bitch
Oh, drink water
Drink water
Drink water, bitch
Oh, drink water
Drink water
Drink water, bitch

Respect the ladies and old people
Even if they're Khajiit
Or else I'll tear your intestines out
And hit that fuckin yeet
Always pray to the Madgod
Don't try to grow a beard
If you try to grow a beard
You will fucking die
Don't drink Coke and Pepsi, oh
Drink only water and milk
Or else your bones will be weak
Like in Skyrim
Oh, I got the juice, I got the juice
You must only drink water
Oh, water is healthy as fuck
Bitch, you better

Drink water
Drink water
Drink water
Drink water, bitch
Oh, drink water
Drink water
Drink water, bitch
Oh, drink water
Drink water
Drink water, bitch
Oh, drink water
Drink water
Drink water, bitch