Where's my gun?
Where's that bottle when you need one?
One for the road,
One for the children on the playground.

Children with big guns
Children kill for fun.

Where's my heart?
Did he say I lost it with the cat?
Out the seas, you know,
Mishima Yukio trained 15 years for combat.

Mishy had a sword.
Mishy, you seem bored.

Where's my sleep?
Where's that pillow when you need one?
And will I dream of electric sheep grazing under the sun?

Phillip, you schizo,
Meet ol' Mishima Yukio.

Where's my gun?
Where's that bottle when you need one?
One for the road,
One for the children on the playground.

People with big guns.
People kill for fun.