900 years ago, a creature came to life on a planet nowhere to be seen.
He was big-eared, small and green so he couldn?t find a wife and the kids in school were always mean.
He learned to use the force and make tasty lemonade from the bark of his gimer stick.
He built his own house and the furniture he made but still he couldn't find a decent chick.

(the force:
And then he became
Yes, he became
Mmm, he became)

He's my

Jedi Master
He taught me everything I know
Jedi Master
How to use the force he showed
He's my (Jedi Master)

Even though he's small his wisdom is great but keep in mind he's 900 years old.
He left is planet and didn't bother to mate,
'Leave this planet, I must?, he told.
His contact with the force grew ever so strong, maybe stronger than with anyone before.
Yeah, he's my hero and now don't get me wrong, but I love him just more, more, more.

(the force:
And then he became
Yes, he became
Mmm, he became)

He's my

Jedi Master
He taught me everything I know
Jedi Master
How to use the force he showed
He's my (Jedi Master)
Jedi Master
He makes tasty lemonade
Jedi Master
He's green but I like him
He's my (Jedi Master)

Go Yoda!