I've Got a Jackson Pollack Tatoo On My Ass.
Video Priest Screaming Out High Mass.
Sick Little Schoolgirls Rolling Round On My Floor.
Jehovo Witness Knocking At My Door.
Rednecks Sucking Life From a Can.
Naked Women Magazines Making Me a Man.
Big Blond Bush, Schizophrenic Tits.
I Come Prematurely and I Don't Give a Shit.

Ooooooooooh.
Here Come American Fingers.
Here Come American Lips.

Jane Fonda Spreading Her Legs On My Tv.
I Watch Her Exercise Everyday - It's So Healthy.
Serial Killers Straight From Transylvania.
Burning Crosses and Biblemania.
I Got a Monster Trans Am - It's So Fucking Cool.
I Got Jimmy Hoffa Floating in My Swimming Pool.
All My Kids Eat Drugs, Got My Cigarettes.
Don't Give a Fuck!

Ooooooooooh.
Here Come American Fingers.
Here Come American Lips.

737 Exploding Boeing Jets.
Hemorrhoids and Growing Nuclear Threat.
My President Has Colo-rectal Cancer.
Bloody French Fries At My Mcdonald's Mcmassacre.
Black and Hispanic Dying Underclass.
Baseball Jocks Cutting Lines On Glass.
Monosodium Glutamate to Cook in My Wok.
I Got a Herpes Sore On the Tip of My Cock.

Ooooooooooh.
Here Come American Fingers.
Here Come American Lips.

Ooooooooooh.
Here Come American Fingers.
Here Come American Lips.